On the playing of marches at the funerals of marionettes. 

ON THE ART OF MAKING UP ONE'S MIND 

"Now, which would you advise, dear? You see, with the red I shan't
be able to wear my magenta hat." 

"Well then, why not have the grey?" 

"Yes--yes, I think the grey will be MORE useful." 

"It's a good material." 

"Yes, and it's a PRETTY grey.  You know what I mean, dear; not a
COMMON grey.  Of course grey is always an UNINTERESTING colour." 

"Its quiet." 

"And then again, what I feel about the red is that it is so
warm-looking.  Red makes you FEEL warm even when you're NOT warm.