Chapter I. THE ETIQUETTE OF COURTSHIP A Few Words about Love--Curious Incident in a Yellow Taxicab--A Silly Girl--Correct Introductions and how to Make Them--A Well Known Congressman's Ludicrous Mistake in a Turkish Bath--Cards and Flowers--Flowers and their Message in Courtship--"A Clean Tooth Never Decays"--Receiving an Invitation to Call--The Etiquette of Telephoning-A Telephone Girl's Horrible End--Making the First Call--Conversation and Some of its Uses--A Proper Call--The Proposal Proper-The Proposal Improper--What Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Said to the ex-Clergyman's Niece.
II. THE ETIQUETTE OF ENGAGEMENTS AND WEDDINGS The Historic Aspect--Announcing the Engagement--A Breton Fisher